{"id":618,"date":"2017-11-08T23:39:10","date_gmt":"2017-11-08T15:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/2017\/11\/08\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/"},"modified":"2025-01-04T16:36:29","modified_gmt":"2025-01-04T08:36:29","slug":"15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Pieces of Shit That Have &#8220;Made in China&#8221; Written All over It"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8211;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_73 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-grey ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a href=\"#\" class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\" aria-label=\"Toggle Table of Content\"><span class=\"ez-toc-js-icon-con\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#1_Youd_think_theyd_be_able_to_get_Asia_right%E2%80%A6\" title=\"1.&nbsp; You&#8217;d think they&#8217;d be able to get Asia right&#8230;\">1.&nbsp; You&#8217;d think they&#8217;d be able to get Asia right&#8230;<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#2_My_what_long_legs_and_no_body_you_have%E2%80%A6\" title=\"2.&nbsp; My what long legs (and no body) you have&#8230;\">2.&nbsp; My what long legs (and no body) you have&#8230;<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#3_You_beat_the%E2%80%A6scrunchies_out_of_it\" title=\"3.&nbsp; You beat the&#8230;scrunchies out of it.\">3.&nbsp; You beat the&#8230;scrunchies out of it.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#4_Maybe_if_youre_taking_your_nails_completely_OFF%E2%80%A6\" title=\"4.&nbsp; Maybe if you&#8217;re taking your nails completely OFF&#8230;\">4.&nbsp; Maybe if you&#8217;re taking your nails completely OFF&#8230;<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#5_No_animals_were_harmed_in_the_making_of_this_%E2%80%9Cleather%E2%80%9D\" title=\"5.&nbsp; No animals were harmed in the making of this &#8220;leather.&#8221;\">5.&nbsp; No animals were harmed in the making of this &#8220;leather.&#8221;<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#6_I_assume_the_prize_is_a_glass_of_water\" title=\"6. I assume the prize is a glass of water?\">6. I assume the prize is a glass of water?<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#7_Im_sorry_this_toy_helicopter_is_capable_of_CREATING_LIFE\" title=\"7.&nbsp; I&#8217;m sorry, this toy helicopter is capable of CREATING LIFE?!\">7.&nbsp; I&#8217;m sorry, this toy helicopter is capable of CREATING LIFE?!<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#8_Your_friends_will_NEVER_notice%E2%80%A6\" title=\"8. Your friends will NEVER notice&#8230;\">8. Your friends will NEVER notice&#8230;<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-9\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#9_You_are_definitely_failing_Calculus_bro\" title=\"9.&nbsp; You are definitely failing Calculus, bro.\">9.&nbsp; You are definitely failing Calculus, bro.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-10\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#10_Is_that_the_team_with_Colby_Bryant\" title=\"10.&nbsp; Is that the team with Colby Bryant?\">10.&nbsp; Is that the team with Colby Bryant?<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-11\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#11_OK_thats_pretty_clever_China\" title=\"11.&nbsp; OK that&#8217;s pretty clever, China.\">11.&nbsp; OK that&#8217;s pretty clever, China.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-12\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#12_This_is_gonna_get_you_beat_up_at_Comic-Con\" title=\"12.&nbsp; This is gonna get you beat up at Comic-Con.\">12.&nbsp; This is gonna get you beat up at Comic-Con.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-13\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#13_Pretty_sure_you_should_always_skip_that%E2%80%A6\" title=\"13.&nbsp; Pretty sure you should always skip that&#8230;\">13.&nbsp; Pretty sure you should always skip that&#8230;<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-14\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#14_The_sticker_LIES\" title=\"14.&nbsp; The sticker LIES.\">14.&nbsp; The sticker LIES.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-3'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-15\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hiredchina.com\/articles\/15-pieces-of-shit-that-have-made-in-china-written-all-over-it\/#15_Translation_This_glove_is_probably_gonna_kill_you\" title=\"15.&nbsp; Translation: This glove is probably gonna kill you.\">15.&nbsp; Translation: This glove is probably gonna kill you.<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"1_Youd_think_theyd_be_able_to_get_Asia_right%E2%80%A6\"><\/span><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">1.&nbsp; <\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">You&#8217;d think they&#8217;d be able to get Asia right&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"1.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/Ft-BGi3NzY6wjLdAQGl_2gwms_if?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"960\" width=\"640\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"2_My_what_long_legs_and_no_body_you_have%E2%80%A6\"><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>2.&nbsp; <\/b><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>My what long legs (and no body) you have&#8230;<\/b><\/span><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"2.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FnY0bru2eE1GT6SNSWk_ckryFoSk?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"389\" width=\"589\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"3_You_beat_the%E2%80%A6scrunchies_out_of_it\"><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>3.&nbsp; <\/b><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>You beat the&#8230;scrunchies out of it.<\/b><\/span><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"3.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FjkuyqSwdYlz9Emm9qx6_Lg0pZnP?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"857\" width=\"640\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"4_Maybe_if_youre_taking_your_nails_completely_OFF%E2%80%A6\"><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>4.&nbsp; <\/b><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>Maybe if you&#8217;re taking your nails completely OFF&#8230;<\/b><\/span><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"4.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FmUymwt9_2Nduqv-YNjmiz6uXe9V?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"793.6\" width=\"589\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"5_No_animals_were_harmed_in_the_making_of_this_%E2%80%9Cleather%E2%80%9D\"><\/span><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">5.&nbsp; <\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">No animals were harmed in the making of this &#8220;leather.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"5.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FnTz0_7_vHrvVk35WwN9dSPZAKH9?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"853\" width=\"640\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"6_I_assume_the_prize_is_a_glass_of_water\"><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>6<\/b><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>. I assume the prize is a glass of water?<\/b><\/span><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"6.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FoxWvDq7Kd5G-OkQT0AFQ6SyBRb3?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"723.9345454545454\" width=\"589\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"7_Im_sorry_this_toy_helicopter_is_capable_of_CREATING_LIFE\"><\/span><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">7<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">.&nbsp; I&#8217;m sorry, this toy helicopter is capable of CREATING LIFE?!<\/span><\/span><\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"7.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FgsRBwdyDJQza4fKB4ujgWQ8vC5S?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"865\" width=\"640\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"8_Your_friends_will_NEVER_notice%E2%80%A6\"><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>8. <\/b><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>Your friends will NEVER notice&#8230;<\/b><\/span><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"8.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FnhwF87539V8Whl6sa17tvqBaj2l?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"451.2160714285714\" width=\"589\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"9_You_are_definitely_failing_Calculus_bro\"><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>9<\/b><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>.&nbsp; You are definitely failing Calculus, bro.<\/b><\/span><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"9.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FnskFMAq5gm2X6BRlzi-_jdBo_6F?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"785.726\" width=\"589\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"10_Is_that_the_team_with_Colby_Bryant\"><\/span><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">10.&nbsp; <\/span><\/b><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">Is that the team with Colby Bryant?<\/span><\/b><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"10.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/Fl0ZUYODNtlfAP3S5xPVHsQ0-FYl?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"442.06666666666666\" width=\"589\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"11_OK_thats_pretty_clever_China\"><\/span><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">11<\/span><\/b><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">.&nbsp; OK that&#8217;s pretty clever, China.<\/span><\/b><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"11.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FoQwndUxJGeqZ74KwKo4s15a-emU?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"817.7006507592191\" width=\"589\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"12_This_is_gonna_get_you_beat_up_at_Comic-Con\"><\/span><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">12.&nbsp; <\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">This is gonna get you beat up at Comic-Con.<\/span><\/span><\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"12.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/Fmy7VlfGlO8UfRs5VK94Wh_HFhT-?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"853\" width=\"640\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"13_Pretty_sure_you_should_always_skip_that%E2%80%A6\"><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>13.&nbsp; <\/b><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>Pretty sure you should always skip that&#8230;<\/b><\/span><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"13.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FnZk-T6_PJPEeaqtJL2OVITyshVp?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"785.3333333333334\" width=\"589\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"14_The_sticker_LIES\"><\/span><b><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">14.&nbsp; <\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\">The sticker LIES.<\/span><\/span><\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"14.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/Fkbhn1mz7VoDB1erngKap1yIB8mU?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"786.7903525046382\" width=\"589\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"15_Translation_This_glove_is_probably_gonna_kill_you\"><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>15<\/b><\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(71, 193, 168); font-size: 1em;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(32, 147, 97);\"><b>.&nbsp; Translation: This glove is probably gonna kill you.<\/b><\/span><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"15.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/Fomvi7Z0VQGXIMGzjQ_yD9mW1-1k?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"480\" width=\"640\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"GIC QR.jpg\" style=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/media.hiredchina.com\/FlXXlKXBxtykYAuKbjvAxKMwIbVH?imageView2\/0\/format\/webp\/q\/75\" height=\"543.2937181663837\" width=\"500\" title=\"\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"&#8211; 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